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Should You Join a Gym?
Answer the following questions and then submit the form.

How much do you need to lose to get to you ideal weight?

Marital status? (1-10 with 1 being married and repressed; 5 for dating and optimistic; or 10 for swinging single.)

How tired are you? (1-10 with 10 being tank cleaner at Sea World)

How many minutes to the gym?

How do you need to do other things? (1-10 with 10 being "Presently coaching wife in labor")

How many days have you worked out this last week? (C'mon, be honest)